No, I didn't mix the numbers, we really won.
Last season, Cavaliers swept the series against us leading by average margin of 18.4 points. And LeBron was heading to the game after a loss to the Celtics, you knew he was pissed off. Shaq is a Raptor eater, too. Referees want Cavs to win. No chance.
We were up by 21 points in the first half, but we blew the win fast enough, referees helping with some outrageous calls. What would the last year Raps do? They would fold and lose by 15. Not so with the new Raps, they actually started building another lead. We defended really well - don't you tell me about LeBron's triple-double - he lost, didn't he? We also ran pretty well, killing the Cavs with our pace. Figure our big men against their big men. Bargnani can run the circles around Big Z and Shaq - and not even sweat in the process.
Hedo Turkoglu - not much of an impact, but a 3-pointer inserted when it was needed to lift our morale. He was also a second leading rebounder and blocked 3 shots.
Chris Bosh - somewhere between suing over domain names and begging for Twitter followers, he managed to add about 20 pounds to his frame, and it wasn't a beer-belly neither. All 20 pounds were invested in a new pipe system with an extended rebounding system. 16 boards over the bald heads of Z and Shaq? I'll take that. The shot selection wasn't the best, I still don't like the Ben Gordon-esque leaning jumper, but I can learn to live with that, I guess. On the defensive end, he took the LeBron's charge to his chest. It would be a great defensive play if the 'good' referees weren't back. Also, not bringing any girlfriends to the game was a good decision.
Andrea Bargnani - 28 points, 11-15 shooting, perfect from the line. OK, he missed the wide-open, fast-break, two-handed dunk, but man, you gotta love this hustle. Like the Road Runner, he left Shaq far-far behind him.
DeMar DeRozan - 8 points, 5 rebounds and a block on Shaq. Great debut for the skinny rook.
Jose Calderon - honored for breaking the record of free throw percentage, he celebrated it with missing his first 2 freebies. Well, you don't have to score very much if you have so many scorers around you, 11 assists, and improved speed - I'm fine with that.
Antoine Wright - very good on defense. Offensively not that much.
Jarrett Jack - the worst shooter in the game.
Amir Johnson - 1 rebound, 2 points. Come back, Reggie.
Marcus Banks - the stat sheet says he played for 25 seconds. Must of missed him while in the washroom.
Marco Belinelli - energy, speed, he even dunked. I didn't expect that much. Impressive.
Rasho Nesterovic - 2 rebounds, 4 points.
Patrick O'Bryant - didn't play, we might try him instead Amir Johnson in the next game, I think.
Inactive: Douby, Evans, Weems.
On the other side:
LeBron - triple-double in a loss. Yeah, Bron, I encourage you to build your stat sheet while losing the games. They'll love it in New York. 0-2 is just about right to start the season.
Shaq and Z - man, were they slooooooooooow....
Flopsy Andy - keeps all the NBA fans begging to foul him out - of the league.
Boobie Gibson - shaved something on his head. A nipple?
Anthony Parker - we're gonna miss your 4-12 shooting, Your 2-5, too, Mr Moon.
Mo Williams - 4-14 and an assault threat from LeBron in the locker. I think so.
Ballin': Bargnani. Suckin': Jack.
Next game: Memphis, Friday. Keep on running, Raps.