Buttery fingers and bloody mouth

Gilbert Arenas is back and making history by recording double-double in a loss to the Heat - 21 points, 12 turnovers. He must have forgotten to wash his hands after these naughty chicken wings he had before the game. Or maybe it was popcorn?

Brad Miller got punched in the face again. This time the referees didn't even need Rajon Rondo to execute. He basically beat the buzzer with 0.3 seconds left. But he didn't. It ain't easy to be the awkward white guy in the NBA. Cut your fingernails before beating the buzzer next time.

J.R. 'Call Me Earl' Smith is back. 'Earl Smith for 3'? It just doesn't sound right.

We're facing Da Bulls tonight. Good news: they will be tired after last night. Bad news: they will be really really pissed off. Wildcard: the victory might hang on something as awkward as Brad Miller's fingertips. Let them be really long.